Temple of the holy cock

Prospective members must participate in an interview where they submit to sexual desires of church elders. And, does size really matter? Cassidy was an original member of the San Francisco church and became Pontifex of the Montreal chapter in the early 90s. According to the Montreal Temple's NSFW website, the church says the male sex organ is holy and that at least four hours a week should be devoted to masturbation or assisting others towards that goal. The temple is a place for us to feel free and uninhibited, to explore ourselves, learn about ourselves, to grow within ourselves and to become ourselves. The pagan temple began in San Francisco in the s as a tribute to Priapus, a Greek god of fertility and the son of Dionysus and Aphrodite. Since then, temples have opened in other cities, including Montreal, where David Francis Cassidy has served as Temple Pontifex since the early s.

Paintings and reliefs also suffered from vandalism. It must be revered! Priapus was cursed by Hera, and was born from Aphrodite ugly as sin, but with a huge eternally-erect tube steak. To this day, there are signs hanging over his lower half, such as "No Smoking" with a properly Freudian graphic of a cigarette crossed out. Hera apparently didn't realize that size would make up for what he lacked in looks! Aphrodite rejected her son as a monster, but he was taken in by a countryman. History of Phallic Worship by Dr.

Paintings and reliefs also suffered from vandalism. It wasn't long before everyone noticed that everything and supposedly everyone he touched became amazingly fertile and in those days, fertile was good. He is depicted holding his baloney in his left hand. History of Phallic Worship by Dr.